Garchaster's Cornblade

Name: Garchaster's Cornblade
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
Released: 2026-08-16T
Duration: 109 min
Rating: 0.0
Cast: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd

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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Actor: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd, Carrie Phillips, Matt Minter, X Menzak, Dogfood Williams, Mary Faust

Director: Kasper Meltedhair

Years: 2026

Quality: HD

Garchaster's Cornblade

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